Thursday, October 29, 2009

Check out this handsome young man!


You can be handsome too! Be the envy of your friends and enemies. Buy your official Sabrina & Reece World Tour 2010 t-shirt today!

Shirts are available through cafe press. They come in Black and White (coming soon). Available in Mens, Chicas, and little runt sizes.

Black shirts feature our tour logo on front.
White Shirts feature tour logo on front and tour cities on back.

Buy yours today! Do it. I dare you.




Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Hooray I'm Indestructible


Guess who got their travel vaccines today?

Doctor: Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered - in you.
Mr. Burns: I see. You sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?
Doctor: Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not.
Mr. Burns: This sounds like bad news.
Doctor: Well, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance. Uh, if you have a moment, I can explain.
Mr. Burns: Well...
[looks at his watch]
Mr. Burns: [the Doctor puts a tiny model house door on his desk]
Doctor: Here's the door to your body, see?
[bring up some small fuzz balls with goofy faces and limbs from under the desk]
Doctor: And these are oversized novelty germs.
[points to a different one up as he names each disease]
Doctor: That's influenza, that's bronchitis,
[holds up one]
Doctor: and this cute little cuddle-bug is pancreatic cancer. Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once.
[tries to cram a bunch through the model door. The "germs" get stuck]
Doctor: [Stooge-like] Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo. Move it, chowderhead.
[normal voice]
Doctor: We call it, "Three Stooges Syndrome".
Mr. Burns: So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible.
Doctor: Oh, no, no, in fact, even slight breeze could...
Mr. Burns: Indestructible.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Thanks Jack



This is my boss. He makes an awesome ultimate cheeseburger, and in his spare time he's been gracious enough to employ me for a year.

In that time I've been able to save up enough cash for this trip. I'd be a real A-hole if I didn't thank the people who made this trip possible.

So thank you Jack. Thanks Dick. Thanks Pat. Cam and Leah, thanks for letting me hang around. You guys are the goods, and I truly appreciate you getting me to this point.

This is Jack's head.




You'll see it a lot cause he's coming along for the ride. I mean I need a concept for this blog right? So that's mine. Take pics of Jack in all the places I visit. Impressed? I thought you might be. Onward!







Thursday, October 1, 2009

If it wasn't for the girl hiding behind these Hippos


I'd end up wandering a bus station in Uzbekistan shoeless, selling my psych meds for bus change.

Thanks lady behind the hippos!