Get 2920 hours of sleep
Eat 365 apples
Check Canestime.com 7300 times
Log into my facebook profile 0 times
Masterbate 121 times (really ? That seems low)
Spend 780 hours working (HAHAHAHAHA)
Pay $22,500 in rent
Call my sister 91 times
Listen to my sister complain about my mother 91 times.
Call my mother to explain why my sister was complaining about her 91 times.
Hit the snooze button 1040 times
Stare at my Iphone for 2190 hours.
Curse at my Iphone 143 times.
Do 60060 situps
Drink 265 beers.
Fight 17 hangovers.
Swear I’ll never drink again 17 times.
Ride 1560 miles to work.
Fly 41600 miles back and forth from LA to SF.
Play 2354 hours of Madden 2009 and still suck at it.
Swallow 104 bugs while sleeping…8 of those would be spiders.
Shed 1.5 pounds of dead skin
Drink 2920 glasses of water.
Take on average 4,380,000 steps.
Sneeze 200 times.
Take 730 craps (averaging two craps per day)
Wow I lead an exciting life.
P.S. Feel free to add to the list. It's fun and free.
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