Want ripped abs? Buns of steel? Bicepts that youll have to register with the local authorities?
Well then forget spending hours at the gym, and spend a few hours on the toilet instead.
Thats right my friends, with the new weightloss system I designed you too can have a washboard stomache in only hours.
Simply visit your neighboring foreign country. Gorge yourself on unpasturized cheeses, unfiltered water, and cooked animals you once thought of as merely house pets.
Then sit back and let nature take its course.
Within hours you'll be dropping off pounds like never before!
Bring a pillow into the bathroom and get comfortable, you're going to be there for a while.
But WAIT THERES MORE!
Order my new fitness plan in the next 5 minutes and I'll include my revolutionary Puke Till Your Ripped workout absolutely free.
Those last few inches around the waist are always the hardest to get rid of, that's why we've added the PTYR workout to our system to guarentee you see results.
Used for years by Hollywood's elite, this system really works. You'll actually see the pounds leave your body and get flushed down the toilet forever! Bye bye Mr. Wierd tasting Cheeseburger.
You'll target your abs like never before. Heaving and hollaring in excruciating pain, you'll be literally and figuratively floored by the results. Who needs countless situps when you can get better results in less time with my system. You'll look so good you'll want to wear a bathing suit to work.
ARE YOU READY TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL?!?!?!
Just when you think you've had enough. Just when you think you can't go on. My system pushes you to new heights with my interval training. Switching up between shitting and puking maximizes your workout potential and incinerates those pesky calories.
You'll be spinning like a top from one end to the other, watching the calories just flush away.
This program is not for everyone. Only those looking for serious results should attempt this program. If you're ready for real change, if you're ready to take back control of your life, then pick up the phone and order. Operators are standing by.
Well then forget spending hours at the gym, and spend a few hours on the toilet instead.
Thats right my friends, with the new weightloss system I designed you too can have a washboard stomache in only hours.
Simply visit your neighboring foreign country. Gorge yourself on unpasturized cheeses, unfiltered water, and cooked animals you once thought of as merely house pets.
Then sit back and let nature take its course.
Within hours you'll be dropping off pounds like never before!
Bring a pillow into the bathroom and get comfortable, you're going to be there for a while.
But WAIT THERES MORE!
Order my new fitness plan in the next 5 minutes and I'll include my revolutionary Puke Till Your Ripped workout absolutely free.
Those last few inches around the waist are always the hardest to get rid of, that's why we've added the PTYR workout to our system to guarentee you see results.
Used for years by Hollywood's elite, this system really works. You'll actually see the pounds leave your body and get flushed down the toilet forever! Bye bye Mr. Wierd tasting Cheeseburger.
You'll target your abs like never before. Heaving and hollaring in excruciating pain, you'll be literally and figuratively floored by the results. Who needs countless situps when you can get better results in less time with my system. You'll look so good you'll want to wear a bathing suit to work.
ARE YOU READY TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL?!?!?!
Just when you think you've had enough. Just when you think you can't go on. My system pushes you to new heights with my interval training. Switching up between shitting and puking maximizes your workout potential and incinerates those pesky calories.
You'll be spinning like a top from one end to the other, watching the calories just flush away.
This program is not for everyone. Only those looking for serious results should attempt this program. If you're ready for real change, if you're ready to take back control of your life, then pick up the phone and order. Operators are standing by.
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