Today Ryan and I kayaked across Ha Long Bay to the
island he wished we stayed on. Not that our island was bad. It just wasn't
filled with 20 something girls in bikinis and 20 something bros with dicks drawn
on their backs. Apparently Ryan is really into one of these two things. Maybe
both. Who knows.
Our heads filled with visions of plunder, naked
jello shots, and all out debauchery we docked our banana yellow kayaks on Ass
Island only to realize we forgot our wallets. Fucking morons.
After an awkward walk around the premises and a quick game of pool, we
took to the beach and watched as all the bikinis and marker cocks boarded the
daily booze cruise and set off into the bay. Leaving us alone. And broke. On
Asshole island.
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