If I were President

First of all it would be awesome. Second of all I would outlaw the following.

-R&B music made after 1995.

-People on things waving to people who aren't on things. Including but not limited to buses/airplanes/boats/trolley cars/ funiculars
Amendment 1a: If you are a foriegner and a local child waves at you, you may wave back.
Amendment 2r: If a friend waves at you while you are on something, you must withold your wave as to not mislead strangers into thinking you're waving at them.
Footnote 1: You have the right to be angry with your friend for putting you in that
position.

-Jogging in city streets.That is what parks are for.

-Jogging in place at stoplights.

-Traveling with a guitar.

-Traveling while sick.

-Going to work while sick.

-Going to class while sick.

-Pushing an elevator button when someone was already standing at the elevator.

-Pushing the cross walk button more than once while waiting to cross the street.

-Listening to music (without headphones) from your cell phone.

-Stopping to look around at the foot of an escalator.

-Ordering a platter of sizzling Fajitas in a restaurant.